Hide this French Book 101: Not particularly well hidden in my toilet

All this week I’m going through the many time-wasters that occupy the floor and wallspace of my favourite room, the toilet.

Most of the reading material is linguistic based, as I’m trying my hardest to understand some of the many thousands of languages Belgians seem to speak. On particularly length trips to the throne room, I enjoy “Hide This French Book 101”, a small hard-cover that contains handly phrases to experiment on French-types. My dear french speaking girlfriend particularly finds them ‘interesting’ when shouted from behind a closed toilet door from an impossibly difficult to understand Australian.

Hide This French Book 101 Contains such brilliant ice breakers such as:

Well, have you??